im in iowa
i got into iowa last nite on a truck. a nice man had a hole truck full of cheeze and wuz nice enuf to let me in and have as much as i could eat
when i finally got out of the truck, i was up in colorado and stuffed with cheeze. but we soldjerz cant stop the fite just 4 cheeze, so i got on the next truck i culd find and headed for iowa.
ive ben told that iowa is a crappy state, but nobody told me it was empty. theres nothing in iowa except cows and pigs and smelly old hickz. so i went to de moynes and got on a computer and thats where ive been all day... on a computer in a closet, doing reserch.
2morrow i get to go out to find ma hoyt and mobize my troopz. watch out ma. im gonna be in ur fridge, eating ur cheeze. ha
when i finally got out of the truck, i was up in colorado and stuffed with cheeze. but we soldjerz cant stop the fite just 4 cheeze, so i got on the next truck i culd find and headed for iowa.
ive ben told that iowa is a crappy state, but nobody told me it was empty. theres nothing in iowa except cows and pigs and smelly old hickz. so i went to de moynes and got on a computer and thats where ive been all day... on a computer in a closet, doing reserch.
2morrow i get to go out to find ma hoyt and mobize my troopz. watch out ma. im gonna be in ur fridge, eating ur cheeze. ha
posted by Joe the Mouse at 11/03/2006 03:21:00 PM
2 Comments:
Yo, Joe....you don't scare me, little furry fiend.
Did you see my pretty picture of Roscoe Redtail?
Nice curved beak, hey? Just right for ripping little mousies to shreds. Makes for easier digestion, that way.
I wonder which would be worse.....a quick trap, slow poison, or chunks pulled out while you're still alive?
It's not too late to head back for Texas, Joe....
just watch out 4 ur cheeze, ma. its hard 4 a hawk 2 catch u when ur sneeky like me. also, ur basement is nice and cozy.
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