reporting live

bcuz the hoytz live out in the middle of nowear, ive ben having a hard time posting. thats all changed thanx to my new blackberry.

my scouting iz almost complete, and im reporting live from ma hoytz basement. ha.

im in iowa

i got into iowa last nite on a truck. a nice man had a hole truck full of cheeze and wuz nice enuf to let me in and have as much as i could eat

when i finally got out of the truck, i was up in colorado and stuffed with cheeze. but we soldjerz cant stop the fite just 4 cheeze, so i got on the next truck i culd find and headed for iowa.

ive ben told that iowa is a crappy state, but nobody told me it was empty. theres nothing in iowa except cows and pigs and smelly old hickz. so i went to de moynes and got on a computer and thats where ive been all day... on a computer in a closet, doing reserch.

2morrow i get to go out to find ma hoyt and mobize my troopz. watch out ma. im gonna be in ur fridge, eating ur cheeze. ha

revolushun

i wanted to post again b4 i leave for the battle front. our cause iz just, our workers r loyal and we will triumf in iowa. oh, and ma had better not try to poizon me or ill poop in her chokolat. ha

viva la revolushun

1st post

bcuz ppl keep saying that theyr gunna get me and my pplz, im starting dis blog. my spelling isnt gud bcuz i hav 2 hit the keyz 1 at a time and nobody lets mice go 2 skool. i dont capitalize cuz thats 2 keys at once and thats hard.

this iz my 1st post and i hav 2 say that blogging is lots of work 4 a mouse. i cant believe ppl like ma hoyt dont want mice 2 hav edukashunz and rightz. maybe if i had an edukashun, my blog would be better spelled